Terminator X. ft Juvenile Delinquintz “Juvenile Delinquintz”
Teddy CD over at T.R.O.Y. recently wrote about the surprisingly overlooked solo career of Terminator X (of Public Enemy and ostrich raising fame), focusing on his first album from 1991, Terminator X And The Valley Of The Jeep Beats. Terminator's second album (1994's Super Bad) remains a cult favorite; the singles "It All Comes Down To The Money" featuring Whodini and "Under The Sun" featuring Def Squad affiliate Joe Synister, are sometimes cited as lesser known gems of that era. Valley Of The Jeep Beats, though lauded when released, is rarely praised nowadays. That's a shame because the single "Juvenile Delinquintz," which features the youthful rap group of the same name, is a compelling indictment of the public education system, perhaps one of the best the rap genre has to offer.
Crosses To Bear
I was raised to believe I was raised at the lustrous vertex of a congenial port city periodically trespassed by crushes of wheezy befuddled migrants still sopping from their slapdash easterly joyrides. The story goes that motley flotillas were swayed by Nueva Jersey's blushing sirens to bend with the trade winds and mango mingle in the dissipating crosscurrents until the unseemly psalms of the passengers' febrile motherlands tailgated freon gases into the ether. Preachers, principals, aunts, and the graybeard derelicts dueling at speed chess and dominoes naturalized these kinked-out processes to the extent that mind-forged historical curiosities such as triangular trade and Operation Bootstrap were plugged out of the grand pluralist equation. Our majestic city's cosmic pollination was deemed a true and living peephole into paradise's peacefully integrated capes n' colonials census tracts. The sloppy pudding proof of a divine diversity was said to flourish in the washy but jostling marketplace squares, the pageantry-swelled plumed transepts of Lent, and of course the butter pecan, sweet cider, brown sugar, cafe con leche, honey-dipped blended young ladies cursing us playfully through glossed-out pursed-lips for the cool romantic stretch of the Dia De Los Tres Reyes Magos parade route.
Blackboard Jungle
October '92 was the quincentennial of El Descubrimiento De America and for most of the month my eighth grade social studies teacher rhapsodized piously about Cristobal Colon's capricious seafaring. This stonewall straggler of the rapidly distressing Italian section of town (called “The ‘Burg” long after the last German speakers departed) gave off amperes of tribal pride as he recounted the Genovese (this is long before a unified Italian state) navigator's struggle to convince Reina Isabel de (brand spanking new) Espana that silken Asia was closer than it appeared on scientifically accurate maps. Though hoarse from bocce-ball victory maduros and stooped by scoliosis, my teacher proved to be a consistently arresting orator on par with the majority of my later college professors.
Supernatural Delight
The Future Sound - "The Function"
It's not as if one strange day people just stopped dancing to rap music, but one strange day people just stopped dancing to rap music. They didn't stop jamming or bopping, naturally. But at some point in early '92 everyone* stopped Roger Rabbit-ing the fuck all over their parents' cluttered dining-living rooms.



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